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Guy Sebastian !

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Random blogging

These are some of the happening in my life the last few weeks or so....

1. Building an online store for my company and I am doing all the updating and this involves a lot of work (getting the pictures, the info, the payment getway, the logo, etc etc). No joke ler.

2. Busy with the coming gadgets fair in September.

3. My new puppy. I am naming him Eiffel. (read - A-fe like the french) Sometimes I wanna slap love him more because after I clean him up and just about to put him down, he pee again. Of course, I know I know.. he is just a puppy and I should be loving tender care.

4. My cousin is in town and he can be the most funny kid and also the most annoying kid too. When he wants to play, there is no stopping him.

5. Trying hard to close a deal for my company but I feel I am caught in between my bosses and the supplier. Both dont want to give way and I really feel like tell my boss 'Look, this is what they are offering, take it or leave it'

Boss: I have talked over the deal with my wife in the bed last night.
Moi: *Grin* Ok, what is the verdict?
Boss: Let them 'samkap' a little. Let them wait.
Moi: Ok. But boss, they are also having talks with some other interested parties.
Boss: But, at the rate they are doing this, I think they just want to clear stock.
Moi: Ok.
Boss: You just keep quiet for now. Wait till I come back.
Moi: Ok boss, if you say so
Boss: Alright, that's all
Moi: Bye bye.

6. I was sick the last few days, not very serious though.

7. I am dreaming about my europe. Reading some of the fellow bloggers blogging about the cold weather in Melbourne, or their wish to see snow... just make me depressed slightly thinking, "when will that day arrive?"

8. A parcel which I send to my friend in Spain has been returned to me. It was a birthday gift and now he dont have my present this year? I am sad...

'Taiki, Happy birthday and I wish you as many happinees as the fireflies that light the night"

9. Remember the cirpy manager that my friend wanted to introduce to me? Apparently he is attached now but when I said hi to him over yahoochat. He still have the guts to ask me when are we hooking up? "brother, no thanks.. I am not interested" Phew... some people are just so easy!

10. I have two new colleagues in the office. One is the accountant and another the assistant accountant. It's funny to see the two new character. The assistant is very sporty and sporting and the way she dressed is like she is going to a party or a singing competition. Way too flambouyant. It's either very beady or shimerring gold or like going to the beach club.

11. My friend asked me if I want to go to Bali for a luxury holiday. Errr I am slightly broke and also I need to save for the moving to the new house. I have not figured how do I want to decorate the place - Renaissance, balinese, or 'elegance in simplicity '.

12. I have so many photos which I have yet to put up to my blog. heheh excuse-moi.....

13. Been reading some new blogs which I feel these writers are pretty interesting and I definitely am looking forward to chat with them online, sometimes and perhaps one day a meetup.

Ok. time to go home. I am heading to 1 U for a movie tonight.

ATR

I am back to work and KL. Bangkok was cool and really nice. Food was superb and people are charming. Yum yum. Didnt taste anyone though. Was too busy with the fair.

Received this through the mail. It's a good laugh.

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On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as he opened his eyes.

A nurse was staring down at him with a smile on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"