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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

ATR

I am back to work and KL. Bangkok was cool and really nice. Food was superb and people are charming. Yum yum. Didnt taste anyone though. Was too busy with the fair.

Received this through the mail. It's a good laugh.

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On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as he opened his eyes.

A nurse was staring down at him with a smile on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"

10 Comments:

Blogger legalmate said...

hehehehehe

3:34 PM  
Blogger Harvey said...

I thought they got MM ..... Masturbating Machine

4:11 PM  
Blogger Life Cafez said...

OMG! Hahahaha.... :)

6:18 PM  
Blogger Tsubasa a.k.a 滑翔翼 said...

我下个月去曼谷哦~有什么必到景点吗?

6:48 PM  
Blogger Kihu said...

ATR?? gosh balls removed.. ew...

12:05 AM  
Blogger akihisa said...

LOL! That's a good one.

By the way, your lil pup is SOOOO cute. At first glance, I thought it's just soft plush toy. ;p

What kind of breed is it??

1:50 AM  
Blogger Legolas said...

Gasp! That's scary!!

1:07 PM  
Blogger Musang said...

hahahahak.

i'm reading this in the computer lab and a boy sitting at a couple of computers away looked shocked with my sudden laughing. LOL.

damn that's funny. LOL

8:51 PM  
Blogger savante said...

OMG! Hilarious!

And painful too!

paul

1:25 PM  
Blogger Ianfluenza said...

Hahaha! Yeah that was funny... Although I've heard it somewhere before, it never fails to crack me up...

8:01 PM  

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